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šŸ§¾ Kendrick isn't getting paid?

And the "3-Peat" man

Happy Saturday,

Back in 1989, basketball coach Pat Riley trademarked ā€œThree-Peatā€ when his Lakers were chasing their 3rd straight title. Although the Lakers failed to three-peat, Reilly won the trademark ā€” That means every time someone slaps ā€œThree-Peatā€ on a hat, hoodie, or hot dog stand, Riley gets a cut of sales.

So Pat Rileyā€™s rooting for Pat Mahomes ā€” if the Chiefs win, heā€™s expected to earn million-dollars thanks to a reported licensing deal with the NFL. Riley wonā€™t need a paradeā€”just a wire transfer.

šŸŽ„ The Super Bowl Commercial Curse

Super Bowl commercials arenā€™t just adsā€”theyā€™re a tech time capsule. Every year, the tech industry drop millions to flex their latest innovations. But Super Bowl ads might actually be cursed. And this year, AI could be next.

  • 2022: The Bitcoin Bowl šŸ’ø ā€“ FTX, Coinbase, and Crypto.com all ran Super Bowl ads. But months later? FTX collapsed harder than Mark Sanchez on the Butt Fumble.

  • 2023: The Betting Bowl šŸŽ° ā€“ the first Super Bowl hosted in a state with legalized sports betting saw FanDuel, DraftKings, and MGM bet big on commercials. Sports betting is still hotā€¦ but the hype cooled faster than an abandoned parlay.

  • This year: AI enters the chat šŸ¤– ā€“ OpenAI and Google are making their Super Bowl ad debuts. Could this mark a high point for AI?

  • Side Note: Googleā€™s AI ad actually had a factual mistake about ā€œgouda cheeseā€ (ironically) made by AIā€¦ so they had to redo the ad.

Meanwhile, Super Bowl viewership is expected to hit 117Mā€”an all-time high.

The Takeaway: The only thing all of America still does together is watch the NFL.

The NFL owned 72 of the top 100 broadcasts in 2024, making it the last true mass-audience event (besides political debates and the Thanksgiving Day Parade). Super Bowl ads are unskippable, apolitical, and the only ones viewers want to see. Thatā€™s why Fox sold 30-second spots this year for $8M, up 15% from last yearā€™s record. So despite the demise of cable, the only thing all of America still does together isā€¦ watch the NFL.

šŸ§¾ Kendrick Lamar Is Getting Paid Minimum Wage for the Halftime Show

Yup, Kendrick Lamar is basically doing the Super Bowl Halftime Show costs for free, just $15/hourā€”the same as a barista on Day 1. Why? Allow us to introduceā€¦ The Economics of the Halftime Show:

  • Apple Music pays $50M to sponsor

  • $35M of that goes to the NFL

  • The artist gets $15M, But itā€™s not a paycheck, itā€™s for production.

  • The artist has to pay all costs of production, including dancers, costumes, fireworks, set design, rehearsals, and ~3,000 part-time workers.

  • Get This: In 2021, The Weeknd paid $7M out of pocket because even a $15M budget wasnā€™t enough for that set design.

The Takeaway: Itā€™s the ultimate unpaid gigā€”thatā€™s worth every penny.

A 12-minute Halftime Show is equivalent to 24 Super Bowl commercialsā€”$150M in ad value. Itā€™s the most expensive free performance in history, but that incredibly valuable exposure boosts every element of the artistā€™s business.

  • šŸ”„ Usherā€™s ticket prices soared 40% after his 2011 Super Bowl performance.

  • šŸŽµ Justin Timberlakeā€™s streams spiked 500% after his 2018 show.

  • šŸ’„ Rihanna gained 3M Instagram followers, and Fenty Beauty searches surged 800% after 2023 (the pregnancy reveal helped).

For Kendrick: Itā€™s the best marketing investment of his life. He just announced a new tour starting April 2025 and a new movie with the South Park guys. So this "free" Super Bowl performance? Itā€™ll do more for ticket sales than any ad campaign ever could. (sorry, Drake).

šŸ¤‘ Financial Trickshots:

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For Super Bowl Viewing: The Elite Taco Draft šŸŒ® Forget the sad potluckā€”upgrade to the Taco Draft: each person drafts 1 premium taco ingredientā€”so you get legit variety without ending up with 5 bowls of shredded lettuce and no meat. Pro tip: The person who drafts ā€˜guacā€™ wins every time.

šŸ‘Æā€ā™€ļø Tell a Bestie:

These are the headlines from our ā€œHeadline Hammerā€ of potential stories for the show each morning that we couldnā€™t fit on the pod.

  • šŸŽ¤ Taylor Swift Super Bowl prop bets. Vegas these daysā€¦

  • šŸ“ŗ Super Bowl advertisersā€“ Meta, Budweiser, Uber Eats, and Hellmannā€™s are all in ā€” expect fewer car commercials, more kale propaganda.

  • šŸŽŸļø Super Bowl ticket prices are down 60%ā€”Grab a plane.

  • šŸ‘Ø ChatGPT users are 85% male. BroGPT that is.

  • šŸ’¤ 23M Americans will call in sick on Monday ā€“ The real national holiday isnā€™t Sunday, itā€™s the day after.

  • šŸŽļø Ferrari gets angry if you customize, so it created a blacklist of customers who pimpā€™d-their-rides

  • šŸ¤‘ Ā½ of American workers now have 401Ks at work - thatā€™s an #ATH

  • šŸ— Lab-grown meat for pets - the 1st one just hit the market

  • ā° Happiest time of day discovered by scientists ā€“ Whatā€™s everyone doing at 2pm?

  • Plus, Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegelā€™s LinkedIn update is šŸ‘Œ 

The Best Idea Yet šŸ’°

šŸŽ© Monopoly was invented as a critique of American capitalismā€”but it became the best-selling board game of all time instead. #Irony

And why did the original inventor almost not get credit for it? Thatā€™s the latest episode our new show, The Best Idea Yet.

This weekend, listen to the untold origin stories of the products youā€™re obsessed withā€¦ New 45-minute episodes drop every Tuesdayā€¦ itā€™s simply The Best Idea Yet.

And one more thing. For the Super Bowl, Jackā€™s in full backup QB modeā€”identifying the defensive schemes, offering free spiral lessons, and with a strong stance on what color the Gatorade Shower will be (purple-or-die). Nickā€™s here for the commercials and the all-star lineup of dips (guac & ceviche, obviously). In this economy? Everythingā€™s already extra.

Enjoy the game, the ads, and our latest TBIY episode on Monopoly šŸƒ. And tell usā€”whatā€™s your go-to Super Bowl snack, and why is it seven-layer dip? šŸ‘€

See you Mondayā€¦ unless your 'flu' symptoms include buffalo sauce and regret.

ā€” Nick & Jack

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